Hold me 'til I feel no pain
Katherine

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Sometimes at night I like to cover myself in Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.

Shrek is love.

Also, cats and toastie machines win my love, along with banoffee pie.
"I remember when I was younger and I wanted to be beautiful; now I’m older and I want to be intelligent. I want to burn hearts with brilliance and engulf souls with compassion. I want to be loved for my thoughts and nothing else."
— (via thesextape)
17 minutes ago on 24 Jul — via sinemorte — 93564 ♫ (source)



unfollowfriday:

when you and your buddy are low on potassium

image

2 hours ago on 23 Jul — via sinemorte — 22466 ♫ (source)



I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

3 hours ago on 23 Jul — via guccier — 447527 ♫



theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.

A warning, and a prayer.

That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

4 hours ago on 23 Jul — via rush-into-the-secret-house — 186577 ♫ (source)



humansofnewyork:

"Her parents know about me. They just don’t know about us."

humansofnewyork:

"Her parents know about me. They just don’t know about us."

6 hours ago on 23 Jul — via humansofnewyork — 6956 ♫



"find someone that doesn’t just plant flowers in the worst part of you, but waters the dead ones"
— violum (via ckings)
7 hours ago on 23 Jul — via carriehopefletcher — 91199 ♫ (source)



aryastakres:

quixoticideals:

I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL
AND HE SAID “I AM CHILL”
AND I SAID “I THOUGHT U WERE DAD”
I DAD JOKED MY DAD
I AM THE REVOLUTION

hello revolution im dad

8 hours ago on 23 Jul — via sinemorte — 203744 ♫ (source)



9 hours ago on 23 Jul — via thefuuuucomics — 72343 ♫ (source)



dollyx:

dead

dollyx:

dead

10 hours ago on 23 Jul — via sci-fi-cyber-spacecake — 29961 ♫ (source)



katherineofvalois:

AW YISS PEASANT COMICS BY KATE BEATON

11 hours ago on 23 Jul — via tallwallflower — 214864 ♫ (source)



12 hours ago on 23 Jul — via dispart — 10817 ♫ (source)



"If you can’t like Captain America anymore because he’s black, there’s a word for that."
Dean Trippe (via t1mco)
14 hours ago on 23 Jul — via lillycorvus — 37764 ♫ (source)



crash-has-twinkletoes:

foodchewer:

i don’t think she can change her mind

she said yes but her finger said no

crash-has-twinkletoes:

foodchewer:

i don’t think she can change her mind

she said yes but her finger said no

15 hours ago on 23 Jul — via thefuuuucomics — 163644 ♫ (source)



16 hours ago on 23 Jul — via frisso--n — 712 ♫ (source)



clandestinicious:

the-dream-operator:

clandestinicious:

this guy said “bye” to me and I told him “you too” and I have literally spent the past four hours debating whether or not that was socially acceptable

"Bye" is an abbreviation of "goodbye" which was a contraction of "God be with ye" to which it would be appropriate/grammatically logical to respond "You too" so yeah you’re fine

well then that’s one less thing to be embarrassed about

17 hours ago on 23 Jul — via alliwantistomarchdrumcorps — 25179 ♫ (source)



RFS